In Hot Pursuit of Happiness!
In Hot Pursuit of Happiness
Aaliyah Forgave
At Your Best, you are LOVE… So… R.Kelly is the DEVIL -ALL women agree. Men are probably thinking versions of: “This thang SO ol’, why does a bitch hev to brang it up?” Just like their “Justice System” in the USA. Well, you don’ hev to bother, you M*********** BIATCHES. Aaliyah wrote a song FORGIVING … Continue reading
Almost there…
Darlings, if I sounded at all shocked about the World Cup happenings in my last post… Please ignore. I am now officially FLATTENED by this event. I reiterate that I shall never watch it again, and to assuage my deep hurt, I’ve taken to enjoying another aspect of the game -the jokes coming out of … Continue reading
On Teeth and Tits…
At the risk of sounding like an elderly person… It’s an absolute SHAME. In fact, it’s BEYOND that. In 1997, during one of the most anticipated boxing matches of the time, Mike Tyson scandalised the world by using his teeth on Evander Holyfield when his fists failed. It was horrifying for fans of both boxers, … Continue reading
“Tsamina-mina Zangalewa, This time back to BRAZIL!!!”
I don’t know, maybe it’s me –or is it? The World Cup is imminent once more, we’re back in Brazil (which will have the rare and high honour of hosting the next Olympics too, in 2016) …and I’m just not hearing anything. No one’s screaming or talking about the new magical Coke ad, or painting … Continue reading
“High Time”
Luvvies! It has happened! I have joined the (whatever-the-statistic-is)% of the world who are getting counselling, to sooth, smooth, and make manageable the Pain of Life. It’s been a Process, getting onto the psychologist’s couch (or firm chair, in my case, with mandatory tissue box before me). I never found it ‘normal’ to pay someone… … Continue reading
Revenge of the Jeans
There I was, at the beginning of the new year, congratulating myself for not having put on a pound. In fact, I was convinced I’d lost a couple. Convinced, I tell you… until this morning. On a Friday, absolutely NOONE can retain me from diving into one of my pairs of jeans. NOONE. I have … Continue reading
7 “Ew”s We Never Think About!
Heading into the weekend, I thought I’d share the crap that was running through my mind this morning, as I peed idly… Human beings are programmed to reach out and touch anything that intrigues or interests them -and it’s cute, really. We do it automatically as babies, when we realise that we can send signals … Continue reading
Made for You
Yesterday was my parents’s 35th wedding anniversary… I just don’t know how they’ve done it. Even as I remain In Pursuit of Happiness (at least for one more year, as I’m seriously about to give up) I can’t imagine myself making it 35 years with ANYONE. We all know what the beginning is like -it … Continue reading
I wish you a Merry Hamzie
This story may have begun some time back, but I do so want to share it now, where it is. This weekend was one of the very best I’ve had in ages, literally. Friday was not remarkable, nor was Saturday –but Sunday was amazing. For two hours or so, and two hours I’ll never forget, … Continue reading
The Good Ones are always taken
So… I’m watching The Mentalist last night, and at some point some woman who is about to hit on Jane glances down at his hand, which he immediately raises to his face with a smile, and says (a little presumptiously, I must say): “Yes.” And she, a scientist, goes: “The good ones are always taken, … Continue reading
In Hot Pursuit of Happiness! 